Driving me Crazy (Peter McKay)
(Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:00:00 GMT)
Peter McKay - Last month, something happened that chilled me to my very bones. I knew it was coming and I had ample warnings for years. But still, when the moment hit, I was stopped in my tracks, unable to breathe, and a chill ran down my spine.

Colleagues Praise Massa for Reaching Around the Aisle (Andy Borowitz)
(Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Providing some pushback to the criticism he has suffered over the past week, colleagues of former Rep. Eric Massa, D-N.Y., praised him today, with one Republican staffer saying, "Congressman Massa was always eager to reach around the aisle."

Just Say Cheese! (Peter McKay)
(Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Peter McKay - Last Saturday, I dragged our vacuum up to our master bedroom to do a thorough cleaning. We make the bed every day and put away clothes on occasion, but every once in a while, I notice that when I hit the snooze button on the alarm clock, I'll raise a cloud of dust. I then know it's time to vacuum.

GOP Lawmaker Demands Recall of Car That Drove Him to Gay Club (Andy Borowitz)
(Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Andy Borowitz - SACRAMENTO (The Borowitz Report) — Anti-gay California State Sen. Roy Ashburn today demanded a sweeping recall of the vehicle that drove him to a gay nightclub this week.?? Ashburn, a Republican who has consistently voted for anti-gay legislation, said that the car drove him to the club "against my will."

All Washed Up (Peter McKay)
(Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Peter McKay - This past week, I finally decided to do something about our washing machine.

Toyota Chief Overshoots Congressional Hearings by 150 Miles (Andy Borowitz)
(Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Andy Borowitz - WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — The reputation of the Toyota Motors Corp. received another black eye today as the president of the embattled company missed his scheduled appearance at congressional hearings after he overshot Washington, D.C., by 150 miles.__

You're Watching the Kids News Network (Peter McKay)
(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Peter McKay - My wife and I have always been kind of news junkies.

Tiger's Mistresses Gather at Yankee Stadium for Press Conference (Andy Borowitz)
(Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:00:00 GMT)
Andy Borowitz - With Tiger Woods' much-anticipated press conference set for Friday morning, thousands of the golf legend's mistresses converged on Yankee Stadium to watch the proceedings on the stadium's giant Jumbotron.??